I just watched new moon today
My favorite part was when alice she tells bella "i have never met anyone more prone to life-threatening idiocy"
Wednesday, November 25, 2009
Sunday, November 22, 2009
Twifail
twifail.com
haha...those parodies are funny...NO....i don't hate twilight....i just think the parodies are funny (:
haha...those parodies are funny...NO....i don't hate twilight....i just think the parodies are funny (:
Friday, November 20, 2009
Tuesday, November 17, 2009
Wednesday, October 28, 2009
knock knock joke
Knock, knock
Who's there?
You ever hear the joke about the broken pencil?
You ever hear the joke about the broken pencil who?
Nevermind, it's pointless.
i got this from http://www.everyjoke.com/joke/28387/pencil.html
Who's there?
You ever hear the joke about the broken pencil?
You ever hear the joke about the broken pencil who?
Nevermind, it's pointless.
i got this from http://www.everyjoke.com/joke/28387/pencil.html
the crazy flower
poems
I make lots of poems, so im gonna post them sometimes...comment on them if u like them :)
That horrible Monday morning
while running down the stairs
I tripped and fell down
and landed on some chairs
My knee was bleeding
My foot was really sore
My ankle was badly twisted
I could not have taken more
I went to the doctor
Who said I was badly hurt
He took me to the nurse
Who treated me like dirt
She told me I was clumsy
And that I could have died
She took a bunch of tests
While I sat there and cried
I still despise that Monday morning
But why should I dwell on the past?
Right now I can't do anything
Because I'm stuck here with a cast
That horrible Monday morning
while running down the stairs
I tripped and fell down
and landed on some chairs
My knee was bleeding
My foot was really sore
My ankle was badly twisted
I could not have taken more
I went to the doctor
Who said I was badly hurt
He took me to the nurse
Who treated me like dirt
She told me I was clumsy
And that I could have died
She took a bunch of tests
While I sat there and cried
I still despise that Monday morning
But why should I dwell on the past?
Right now I can't do anything
Because I'm stuck here with a cast
Monday, March 9, 2009
Monday, March 2, 2009
Saturday, February 28, 2009
Ummm....Group pictures!
If u don't have a goodreads account.....don't worry about this. If u do, choose the picture that u want for our group picture for the Totally Pointless and Random Group: Choose quickly because there is a time limit. The top one is the happy bunny one. The it is the book...then the peace out smiley....and then the lots of smileys(our old one)
Sunday, February 22, 2009
Goodreads...and more
Do u have a goodreads account......cuz i have one: http://www.goodreads.com/user/show/1124611. And send in more ideas, cuz i have like none....hehe...
Bye??? =D
Bye??? =D
Saturday, February 21, 2009
Funny Kidz!
These are sooooooo Funny
TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
(I Love this kid)
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
__________________________________
TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS: Maria.
__________________________________________
TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
(I Love this kid)
____________________________________________
TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
__________________________________
TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
__________________________________________
TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
_______________________________________
TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
________________________________
TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
______________________________________
TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
______________________________
TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
___________________________________
TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
__________________________________
Friday, February 20, 2009
More 4 this Blog!
Thursday, February 19, 2009
The videos
Check out the random video about waffles called "do you like waffles"....lol....hilarious(if that's how u spell it)? its awesomeee!
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